Alright, information about this page...

First of all, PLA created this site using no automated web page builders or garbage like that. Learn HTML! It doesn't seem all that tough.

You may be wondering where the name of this site came from... It seems odd, eh? TRISCUIT INIQUITY... Well, here you may find the whole story:
One day, while waiting for my next class, a sudden wave of boredom washed over me. I had doodled the general layout for this page and could not decide on a name. It had to sound original, nothing way overused like PLA's HOMEPAGE or PLA's PIT OF DESPAIR or the like. So I started to think of this page as an extension of my home computer, except for the public. My home computer has the name Triscuit [Update: Triscuit still serves as my LAN's internet gateway, but my main computer now has the name Teleute, not counting ENKI, my cluster]... Then I needed another good word, since just Triscuit would suck just a bit as a title. I started thinking of words which rhymed with triscuit, and couldn't find very many. Suddenly, it came to me... Iniquity! it sounds like a good word, lots of colorful meanings, and it almost rhymes! so it was decided. And that, my precious, describes How the Homepage Got Its Name.

If you have any useful comments or suggestions, you are welcome to mail me. Real comments only, please. Anyone who writes me to say something moronic, like This sucks, huh huh... will receive, by email, many complementary copies of the bible.

Most pictures on this page come from the net, ripped off and thoroughly modified. If you see anything appearing as a still a recognizeable version of your work, let me know and I'll give you credit, a link, or if you really act like bastard, take it off (in the last case I'll probably just edit it even more, just to annoy you). I don't mean to seem unreasonable here, though... If your work exists here without due credit, it does so only because i do not know its creator yet, so let me know.

Now how about a disclaimer?
This page has no affiliation whatsoever with Nabisco, the company that produces Triscuits. Any similarity to any real products, either living, dead, undead, or conceptual, results purely from coincidence. I accept no responsibility for the content of this page, despite the fact that I exist as its sole author. I accept no liaibility if you get offended, injured, chafed, or blinded, etc. while viewing, pondering, using, or masturbating to, this page and its contents. I especially accept no responsible for the content of any sites to which I may have links, some of which might have illegal material, such as terrorist information, hundreds of counts of software piracy, hard cryptography code, random copyright violations, pornography, or even cute and fuzzy animal pictures.
Use this site at your own risk. If you don't agree to waive all rights with regard to this site, please consider yourself free, and in fact formally and legally obligated, to piss off immediately.
No Animals or close facsimiles thereof were harmed in the making of this page.