“There never were any 12 ascendants rising at east: the popular belief is pure fancy. ” * Astro Leak #022 “Teach them to be what they are not!” http://www.lulu.com/content/e-book/astro-leaks/9895440 First published by Klaudio Zic Publications, 2010 http://stores.lulu.com/astrology Copyright © 2010 By Klaudio Zic. All Rights Reserved. No part of this material may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or otherwise, for commercial purposes or otherwise, without the written permission of the Author. The names of dedicated publications are normally given in italics. http://www.scribd.com/doc/45498579/There-never-were-12-ascendants-rising-at-east-the-popular-belief-is-pure-fancy ASTRO-LEAK FOR DECEMBER 26th 2010 From Coruscant to Naboo, this horoscope is for you Copyright © 2010 by Klaudio Zic, all rights reserved. http://www.lulu.com/astrology 2010-Oct-25 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-28 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-31 00:00 Vir 2010-Nov-03 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-06 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-09 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-12 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-15 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-18 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-21 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-24 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-27 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-30 00:00 Sco 2010-Dec-03 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-06 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-09 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-12 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-15 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-18 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-21 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-24 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-27 00:00 Sgr REPETITIO EST MATER STVDIORVM The daily horoscope sinks the victimized soul into repetitious reprogramming of a faux identity. There are several functions in reminding you that you are not yourself. Let us briefly enlist some of the premier benefits of not being one. a)When you are not yourself, you get along with others who in turn are not themselves at all. Thus, combined synastry makes for divorce, bankruptcy and lame diagnosis, which in turn adds to the lively display of default ego as extolled by social networks. Be who you are not and share it with others with same persuasion. b)Daily stress upon your faux Sun sign is needed in order to emphasize the heap of nonsensei as pouring down from that cookbook. c)Stick to your false ascendants. It does not matter that Aries does not rise at east: your firm belief in your faux ascendant will make it rise precisely there. d)Nobody has a Capricorn ascendant, because Capricornus never rises at east for this epoch at all. Nevertheless, force it upon your client: let the asinine socialize: teach them to be what they are not! Give'em a good cool lesson. They need it. e)To be proud of being what one is not does entail some enthusiasm, indeed. Once one has cached into one's faux identity, the investment tends to persist in its gloriously asinine pride. Being who you are not is hard work as it requires daily reminders from people and horoscopes as made by equally disoriented people. f)The power of repeating the same nonsense over and over again has perhaps triumphed in what they dared call tropical astrology. Whatever it was, even the terms of tropical and astrology have been misunderstood from the very start. These fellows understand that they are about to swindle you by an open excuse: we are cheating on you, because your Sun is not there, but since we excuse for the cheat, you will embrace it as your tradition. Tradition of such a kind is liable to flourish in nations which never had any and never will. g)When you achieve to not being yourself on a full-time scale, you hold the keys to many private hells in which you are rightfully called expert. h)A professional relayer will enrich the data bank of nonsense by adding his own. Once Australia is exchanged for Norther Korea, with Tasmania as Southern Korea, the exert will but have to add a creative retouch to all the nonsense that has already been accumulated over the years. Recently a prominent U.S.A. politician stated North Korea as ally. The reason why Northern Korea may be thought as your ally is that it is larger than South Korea, Australia being larger than Tasmania. Just elaborate along this line and you will make millions of happy fans. i)In the case of astrology, do not use planetary positions proper along with their appropriate directions. That would predict events, which is not our goal at all. j)We don't want an astrologer to determine the fall of the WTC by the hand of Osama's Moon in Orion and Eris zero azimuth in Cetus. That would be too accurate. Instead, we predict “Prosperity for the nation with the entrance of Jupiter into Cancer.” and live to see our little magazine prosper. We just gave hope to America, while an astrologer would merely predict Ground Zero. Somehow, predicting the event is wanting it to happen, and we don't want that yellow submarine to sink Los Angeles at all, do we? k)As predictive techniques require minutes in order to scan for the fate of a nation, all the loves in your lifetime or the location of your lost pet; we divert the public from such accurate technology that is open for the use of everyone. It is not salutary for one to know anything at all, the least one's own Sun sign, lifetime and true identity. As anyone can scan his own astrologer's life in minutes while said expert boots his computer, we invented easy nonsense in order to make us sound expert, with our public mildly participating. l)There is no danger in nonsense at all, as in nonsensei nothing moves. We have set Aries as our starting point for no reason at all, and no one asked why! The Sun will rise in Aries forever on spring equinox and no one shall ask why. If they do, we give them sidereal astrology and no one suspects another cheat. Thus, two wrongs can make a right. m)When you hear speaking of transits, retrogrades and lunar phases, you can already feel the smell of the inner asinine community as privileged mountebanks speak of no other astrology at all. n)When and if you hear speaking of directions, dwarf planets or the real position of the planets; avoid said area like hell, as it would drag you into facing the true astronomic skies instead of your default asinine kindergarten model. o)People who speak about directions think that anyone can predict in minutes according to some basic directions. What are the directions? There are more than 360 directions, perhaps extending even over 500 of them. These are basic astrological techniques. You will never hear or learn of any of them in serious quarters. Avoid them as hell as everyone can tell your life date by date, by memory, in minutes. These are too dangerous for your astrological reputation. Do you know your REAL horoscope ? 16 ascendants, 22 zodiacal stations. Wise people don't get mislead by mass myopia, lest purblindness sets in. It is easier to live according to one's own true natal skies, than be stressed by any hypothetical one. 16 ASCENDANTS There never were any 12 ascendants rising at east: the popular belief is pure fancy. The ascendant set is in fact liable to change due to precession. The total number of ascendants is 88. 22 ZODIACAL STATIONS That there were only 13 zodiacal stations was a popular estimate by sheer amateurs. The number of zodiacal constellations is abundantly documented as 22 in all. The zodiac is the sum of all planetary zodiacs. The lunar or venusian zodiacs greatly differ from the solar zodiac. Come to your senseis and back into the lap of your real natal sky. Your true natal sky is perfectly matched to the daily changes in the real sky. It is easier to daily attune to one's own true natal and sky than suffer a faux one. 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This copyrighted material has been previously published as available from http://www.lulu.com/astrology NASA JPL ephemeris strip for the winter Sun. 2010-Oct-25 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-28 00:00 Vir 2010-Oct-31 00:00 Vir 2010-Nov-03 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-06 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-09 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-12 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-15 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-18 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-21 00:00 Lib 2010-Nov-24 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-27 00:00 Sco 2010-Nov-30 00:00 Sco 2010-Dec-03 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-06 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-09 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-12 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-15 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-18 00:00 Oph 2010-Dec-21 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-24 00:00 Sgr 2010-Dec-27 00:00 Sgr * When we started, we had no reference: now we are reference. * The reason why we look so good is that Astrology is young. * “Caution, tropical = sidereal “astrology” can seriously damage your horoscope!” * Come back into the lap of your real natal skies. Leave the nonexistent stars to nonexistent people. * We built this heavenly house, marked its dungeons; we'll help you out. * Astrology never was. Astrology is now. * The Sun * is in Virgo for Halloween It is in Libra on Nov 23rd Sai Baba's birthday Do as people do: follow your own star * * Be the transit you want in the world now! Bad transits are the matter of the past. Change your horoscope for the best! Materialize whatever you wish for in minutes with the Real Time Reality Rendering Tools. * Overwrite all older as WW3 rages on Facebook. *