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This isn’t a drill: 22 zodiacal constellations; 16
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SLEEVE COVER
Mount a bank! Here are a few tricks crawling up your
sleeve: take them to the bank. Said tricks are gauged to make you look as if
you were an astrologist. You are not and will statistically surely never be
one, if you value wisdom, but the same goes for the rest, so you should fairly
appear as asinine as the rest or even wiser than many: depending on your own
performance. And never forget: make the statements with great conviction: look
wise.
MERCURY
RETROGRADE
You don’t
have to know much about anything in order to make it sound important when you
say it. Add a spice of awe to anything you say. Take the most insignificant
thing, like Mercury retrograde, and make it a big revelation. Skip over its
zodiacal position (it is actually in Sextans, Neo’s drums) in order to cover
for double market. Double market, double Dutch. None of the two markets has any
idea of any zodiacal position at all as planetary zodiacs much as solar system
dynamics are incompatible with superstition. Stay safe that nobody will notice
anything but one’s daily troubles and blame it on current stellar event.
Retrograde planets are naturally, logically and finally even astrologically
much stronger, reliable and adamant that when they go direct: don’t mention it
in addressing western superstition environment. Call Mercury a traitor. Make
them wait until it goes direct. Planets should go direct. For them, to go
retrograde is an anomaly, a curse. Yes, their default mind is that primitive. Blame it all on Mercury
retrograde and when it goes direct pick the next event to blame as follows.
NEXT EVENT
Mountebanks
gasp for events since they have no contact with real skies. Thus, a lunation should
be next. Say, New Moon happens in Sextans, such as now in August 2011. Don’t
mention the zodiacal station since you are addressing both East and West. Say
it: “This is a very special time.” Use weasel words, current events, default
worries. True, the Nazi Jews are the real culprits, but they would never harm
us without the illicit help from Mercury retrograde and that Full Moon there.
147
If all fails,
use an aspect such as 147 degrees. Say, Uranus and Pluto are now in fatal
aspect by fatal 147 degrees. No one will dare comment on that. 147 is fatal in
all respects, it is the number of the apocalypse.
Read about it till October
15th 2011 when the revealing publications are alas scheduled for
timely self-destruction. You don’t want the strategic zodiacal as well
as magical material to fall in the wrong hands, do you now?
22 zodiac signs
16 ascendants
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2017 Age of Pegasus
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