THE ASS BABOONS
PoopBomb From the Skies
Ass Baboons of Venus are japanese comedienne Naoko Nozawa
and american corn-hole captain Bob Limp. They have been touring
around the states as well as making TV appearances in Japan for
about ten years. Mr. Quintron first brought them to my attention
in 1996 after a west coast tour with the Demolition Doll Rods.
"You have to put this band out", he told me, "they are more retarded
than you can ever imagine." Like an enema of chicken dung, the
Ass Baboons slowly crept back into my life when I was living in
Japan. I saw them on a Karaoke TV show where they proceeded to
bastardize a popular song by Yamamoto Linda and then wreck the
entire set. All communication between the band and the hosts was
complicated by Bob's intentional sabotage of butt-jokes and retardation.
"These guys are genius," I thought.
out as a founding member of the Hot Corn Girls (more butts). He
continues to be ass king of California, an anal-emperor of sorts.
Nozawa Naoko is famous overseas as being a member of the Yamamoto
Kougyo, kind of like a Second City of Japan. Even my mother in
law knows her as a member of the Monkeys, a ridiculous singing
group where all the members dressed up as monkeys (obviously).
The two of them together are like and expectorant on ludes. Like
a Quintron with a pound of laxatives.
Now Come "Phuket a la Bum Bum", the newest installment in the
ass series. Containing not less than ten songs about butts and
bums, "Phuket" is a Thai disaster where all the children poop
their pants at once and fling it at their neighbors with glee.
BULB is proud to welcome the Ass Baboons to the family and you
will be too.
"I rate songs on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being HORRIBLE and 10 being
Examples of 1's are SINGLES: "MANGO MAN" by Ass Baboons Of Venus
(IS THAT REALLY A SONG???)" --KAZU'S JAPANESE MUSIC PAGE
Bemused and surprised, the Ass Baboons of Venus gathered the Beyond
award, a write-in category for the group that most completely
defies categorization. They deserve it and they know it. Clap
your hands. - SF Weekly
These pictures were blatantly stolen off the LOVELOVE site in
Japan. Any complaints, write and I'll take them down...
Ass Baboons Photo Page